Do you smell that?  Could it be pot?  Could it be alcohol?  Or is it simply the stink, the stank, that is Paris Hilton.  Ahhh Paris . . . .

I’m just going to say this about Paris Hilton and her boyfriend and blah blah blah . . . .

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OH MY GOD!  Glenn Beck is clearly a Nazi! (of course Glenn Beck is NOT a Nazi as my make believe lawyer vehemently tells me I should clarify)  I mean, seriously – this picture is CLEAR proof!  Just  look at him giving the “Heil Hitler” salute!!  Pictures don’t lie, do they!?

And even more shocking – it seems Paris Hilton is in on this horrifying new Hitler-loving movement!! It makes perfect sense!  If you move the letter “T” in front of the “L,” and change the “on” to “er” . . . oh my god, how come nobody saw this coming!?  It spells Hitler!!  And we all know how much he loved Paris!

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Do you think one of your “Friends” – you know, the one that was once married to Brad Pitt and gets her “unlucky in love” personal life thrown about the tabloids as if we all should give a damn (of course I’m talking about Jennifer Aniston, the most dangerous influence on young America since, well, since Obama gave that speech that was televised to school children about how they should do well in school and work hard – Jeez what a terrible message, what was he thinking!?!?).

According to this AOL Popeater article, Bill O’Reilly (America’s “Culture Warrior” extraordinaire) finds Aniston to be “destructive to society” after she made comments while promoting her new movie, The Switch, that basically say if women want to have/raise a child on their own they can/should and could do so without a man if necessary – to sum it up, she said, “times have changed” – that basically (of course I’m paraphrasing) a man is no longer needed as much as they were in the past.

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First of all, watching show totally makes me happy that I no longer go out to clubs or loud bars.  I’m knocking on 30, and all I want to do is go somewhere I can sit and relax with quiet chill music – I guess being engaged changes things – if I were single I’m sure my “going out” phase would come back, but I’m trying to nix alcohol from my life completely (maybe a lil wine here and there) especially since the doc just told me today to stay away from it as it could trigger more seizures . . . and who needs more seizures!?

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Caught this gem on Popeater today:

http://www.popeater.com/2010/08/04/exclusive-jwoww-jenni-farley-questionnaire/

Apparently it’s some questionnaire from another reality show JWoww (of course of “Jersey Shore” fame) tried to get on – I couldn’t care less about what show it was or what type of car she drives (ohhhh a BMW – go figure!  I bet it’s a 3 series!!) . . . anyway – I want to draw your attention to what the producer included in their “Producer’s Notes” section:
PRODUCER’S NOTES:
– Loves upstate New York
– She’s into tall, dark handsome guys who love dogs and are outgoing, very business type
– Cut off BF [Boyfriend's] fingers with a sword
– A+

Okay.  Upstate New York.  Whatever – I enjoy it during the fall when the leaves change yadda yadda . . . but let’s jump to the 2nd to last one:  “Cut off BF [Boyfriend's] fingers with a sword”

WTF!?  Or as normal non-internet people would say . . . WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

First of all, did she do any time or pay any fees?  Cause that sure as hell sounds illegal to me!  Secondly . . . a sword!?  A SWORD!?  Who the hell has swords just laying around like that!? (besides Mel Gibson of course).

Bottom Line: JWoww may currently reside in my official hometown of Franklin Square, Long Island, NY – but at least I can be proud in saying she was NOT born there.  Holy crap she’s insane!

One week has passed since last Thursday’s much anticipated premiere of the 2nd season of MTV’s “Jersey Shore.”  Clearly, I was excited and couldn’t help but join in on the “Guido extravaganza” - but just like I yo-yo with my own excitement and involvement with this blog (apparently so do my “readers” based on the latest roller coaster ride in hits) I also yo-yo with “Jersey Shore.”

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Attention citizens of the United States of America:  Stop blaming everything on “the economy.”  Sure – it has been a tough ride for many people – I’ve seen it first hand – but it’s not the sole cause of everybody’s problems.  For some, they only have themselves to blame.

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Well, that didn’t take long!

Sure, she’s heading to rehab, not the beach (although the rehab is probably on the beach – aren’t most of those California rehabs directly ON the beach – I remember watching A&E’s “Intervention” and seeing the addicts who say yes to rehab get flown out to some shore-front retreat and thinking, “wow!  If you need rehab they send you on vacation!  Awesome!”).

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This Thursday night belongs to Guidos all over – from the Hamptons over to the Jersey Shore, and of course, down to Miami?  Look, I don’t know why they did a show titled “Jersey Shore” all the way down in Miami – I guess I understand they wanted to take these “Northeastern Guidos” and sort of put them in a different party-place – I get that – and in a way, I sort of like the sociological aspect of seeing how other people from another party area with people from all walks of life react to these types of party-goers.  Sure, there are a lot of people in Miami from other places who simply go there to party – that’s what it’s about – that’s Southbeach – but it’s just not the first place I think of when I think of Guidos.  But I guess even Guidos have to go on vacation lol.

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Finally!  Let the fist-pumping commence!!

The new season of “Jersey Shore” begins tonight at 10pm Eastern/9pm Central.

Guidos rejoice!!

Please come back to Tomunfiltered.com for a full recap of the 1st episode as Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Snooki, J-Woww, and the rest of the Guidos take on Miami.

Bottom Line: GUIDOS!! WOOO!!!