First of all, watching show totally makes me happy that I no longer go out to clubs or loud bars. I’m knocking on 30, and all I want to do is go somewhere I can sit and relax with quiet chill music – I guess being engaged changes things – if I were single I’m sure my “going out” phase would come back, but I’m trying to nix alcohol from my life completely (maybe a lil wine here and there) especially since the doc just told me today to stay away from it as it could trigger more seizures . . . and who needs more seizures!?
Apparently it’s some questionnaire from another reality show JWoww (of course of “Jersey Shore” fame) tried to get on – I couldn’t care less about what show it was or what type of car she drives (ohhhh a BMW – go figure! I bet it’s a 3 series!!) . . . anyway – I want to draw your attention to what the producer included in their “Producer’s Notes” section: PRODUCER’S NOTES:
– Loves upstate New York
– She’s into tall, dark handsome guys who love dogs and are outgoing, very business type
– Cut off BF [Boyfriend's] fingers with a sword
– A+
Okay. Upstate New York. Whatever – I enjoy it during the fall when the leaves change yadda yadda . . . but let’s jump to the 2nd to last one: “Cut off BF [Boyfriend's] fingers with a sword”
WTF!? Or as normal non-internet people would say . . . WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
First of all, did she do any time or pay any fees? Cause that sure as hell sounds illegal to me! Secondly . . . a sword!? A SWORD!? Who the hell has swords just laying around like that!? (besides Mel Gibson of course).
Bottom Line: JWoww may currently reside in my official hometown of Franklin Square, Long Island, NY – but at least I can be proud in saying she was NOT born there. Holy crap she’s insane!
One week has passed since last Thursday’s much anticipated premiere of the 2nd season of MTV’s “Jersey Shore.” Clearly, I was excited and couldn’t help but join in on the “Guido extravaganza” - but just like I yo-yo with my own excitement and involvement with this blog (apparently so do my “readers” based on the latest roller coaster ride in hits) I also yo-yo with “Jersey Shore.”
Attention citizens of the United States of America: Stop blaming everything on “the economy.” Sure – it has been a tough ride for many people – I’ve seen it first hand – but it’s not the sole cause of everybody’s problems. For some, they only have themselves to blame.
This Thursday night belongs to Guidos all over – from the Hamptons over to the Jersey Shore, and of course, down to Miami? Look, I don’t know why they did a show titled “Jersey Shore” all the way down in Miami – I guess I understand they wanted to take these “Northeastern Guidos” and sort of put them in a different party-place – I get that – and in a way, I sort of like the sociological aspect of seeing how other people from another party area with people from all walks of life react to these types of party-goers. Sure, there are a lot of people in Miami from other places who simply go there to party – that’s what it’s about – that’s Southbeach – but it’s just not the first place I think of when I think of Guidos. But I guess even Guidos have to go on vacation lol.
The new season of “Jersey Shore” begins tonight at 10pm Eastern/9pm Central.
Guidos rejoice!!
Please come back to Tomunfiltered.com for a full recap of the 1st episode as Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Snooki, J-Woww, and the rest of the Guidos take on Miami.
In preparation for the upcoming season 2 of MTV’s hit show, “Jersey Shore,” I will teach the uneducated people out there about how to live like a Guido.
Between MTV’s Guido exploiting show “Jersey Shore” (since when do I care about exploiting Guidos?? I don’t . . . I don’t) – this crazy hairdresser show I’ve caught glimpses of called “Jerseylicious” (which, thankfully, I’ve never completely watched and I plan to keep it that way) – and of course, there is the ever-popular BRAVO series “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” – well, I know the entire “Housewives” brand must be popular (O.C., NY, Atlanta, and the upcoming D.C. – did I miss anything??) – so I’m going to assume that N.J. is just as popular as the other ones, even though I personally find O.C. and N.Y. to have more entertainment value.
http://video.aol.com/aolvideo/PopEater/the-situation-chats-with-popeater/106567260001
I could go many places with this – 1) I could easily joke about and wonder how the hell this guy is even able write a book (a not-so-smart joke here and there), but I’m not that cruel (besides, honestly, I don’t think he’s actually that DUMB – hence the fact that the guy IS raking in the dough) . . . I could 2) talk about how ridiculous it is that there are probably so many more worthwhile actual writers out there that are struggling, and all of a sudden some douche with ripped abs gets on MTV and BOOM – he’s got a book deal . . . but isn’t that America, ladies and gentlemen? Isn’t that how it seems to just keep happening? It seems the only goal for young people anymore is to be annoying enough, ripped enough, drunk enough, stupid enough, or anything ENOUGH just to be on TV – once there, anything can happen – like, for instance, writing a book on how to get ripped abs and do your freken laundry (unfrekenbelievable lol).
Oh how could I NOT put this on my blog!? And how did I allow myself to miss it when it originally aired? I’m so mad at myself . . . I feel . . . I feel . . . like such a retard!
Ahh, but of course I’m using satire. Much like Rush Limbaugh uses (Really, Sarah?? Really?).
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