Do you smell that?  Could it be pot?  Could it be alcohol?  Or is it simply the stink, the stank, that is Paris Hilton.  Ahhh Paris . . . .

I’m just going to say this about Paris Hilton and her boyfriend and blah blah blah . . . .

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OH MY GOD!  Glenn Beck is clearly a Nazi! (of course Glenn Beck is NOT a Nazi as my make believe lawyer vehemently tells me I should clarify)  I mean, seriously – this picture is CLEAR proof!  Just  look at him giving the “Heil Hitler” salute!!  Pictures don’t lie, do they!?

And even more shocking – it seems Paris Hilton is in on this horrifying new Hitler-loving movement!! It makes perfect sense!  If you move the letter “T” in front of the “L,” and change the “on” to “er” . . . oh my god, how come nobody saw this coming!?  It spells Hitler!!  And we all know how much he loved Paris!

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Of course Sarah Palin defends Dr. Laura Schlessinger’s racist comments . . . Dr. Laura is “one of her kind” (was that racist!?  Oh you’re so sensitive! lol) . . . Sarah Palin is defending Dr. Laura’s RIGHT to free speech – she’s defending a constitutional RIGHT!  WOW!  Isn’t that what being American is about!?  You might not like what Dr. Laura had to say, and perhaps it was offensive to many (oh, it was!), but like Palin points out – just because you don’t like what a person has to say doesn’t mean he/she doesn’t have the right to say it.

Here’s the clip in case you haven’t heard:

But ahhh . . . here’s something else – if you work for a private radio company and you say racist things on the air and your boss doesn’t want to renew your contract when it’s up (the article says that Dr. Laura chose not to continue once her contract is up, but for argument’s sake I’ll continue my take on the situation) because you’ve been a “bad employee” then is it not that boss’s RIGHT to do so?  He/she does not have to resign a Dr. Laura or a Don Imus if they don’t want to.  It’s their RIGHT!

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Once again it’s the asinine, xenophobic, and one-track “see the world only through MY religion” -type comments made on this article that got me riled up enough to actually write a blog this morning (which is shocking, because due to my anti-seizure medicine I’ve been about as energetic as a bullfrog – don’t bullfrogs just sit around all day??).

The article deals with a very “hot button” issue that even I have dealt with on this blog.  It’s about all the opposition that exists in America’s “Heartland” with regards to the attempts of Muslims to build new houses of worship – also known as Mosques (a very simple description for people who think the only house of worship is a church – of course I kid, I know the people who come to this blog are smarter than smart).

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Well, that didn’t take long!

Sure, she’s heading to rehab, not the beach (although the rehab is probably on the beach – aren’t most of those California rehabs directly ON the beach – I remember watching A&E’s “Intervention” and seeing the addicts who say yes to rehab get flown out to some shore-front retreat and thinking, “wow!  If you need rehab they send you on vacation!  Awesome!”).

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I lived in Kansas City, Missouri for nearly 2 years.  I never heard of Fred Phelps, nor the Westboro Baptist Church until I moved to KC in 2008.  Tonight, Wednesday 28th, 2010, members of the Westboro Baptist Church will picket Justin Bieber’s concert at the Sprint Center in downtown Kansas City. 2 thoughts:  1) I still don’t understand this Justin Bieber phenomenon and 2) even though I’m sure I would’ve eventually heard of Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church if I had never moved to Kansas City, I sort of wish I never heard of these freaks.

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It’s been a “Pretty Wild” ride for E! (star? personality?  Idiot?  Let’s go with idiot) idiot Alexis Neiers.  Finally, at least for now, the ride may have come to a temporary end. I say temporary because I have this question for you:  How long before Alexis Neiers does something stupid again? (remember, Alexis was arrested for her involvement in what was called “The Bling Ring” – a group of youngsters who robbed celebrities like Orlando Bloom, Rachel Bilson, and of course, the infamous Lindsay Lohan).

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Oh the outrage that spews out of me whenever I see clips from FoxNews pundits/anchors/Becks and Palins acting all “high and mighty” just because “we’re all Christians” – sorry Fox . . . but we are NOT all Christians . . . and sorry Sarah . . . it’s NOT that simple.

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I never knew you could be legally charged with adultery, but after reading this article on AOL, I now I have one more useless bit of information lodged in my head (as well as yet another reason not to cheat!).

For only the 13th time in nearly 40 years (note:  that’s 13 more times than the Maple Leafs have won a championship in the same time span . . . interesting, and funny to me) a citizen of the State of New York has been charged with adultery.  What does that mean to you?  Well, if you’re a cheater . . . then . . . well chances are you won’t get charged with adultery lol – don’t sweat it – I’m sure you’re fine (a moral-less lil bugger, but still safe from facing charges) . . . unless, of course, you decide to meet your lover on a picnic table in the local public park at 5pm . . . well, then – my friend – you should watch out!

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A Canadian woman (that’s right, leave it to those frisky Canucks!) who was cheating on her husband is suing Rogers Wireless for $600,000 (Yes, they use a real currency up there . . . don’t try to pay in maple leaves – it only agitates the merchants) for invasion of privacy and breach of contract.

This Sex-Crazed-Canadian (this just in – I’m being sued for slander) is pissed because Rogers Wireless lumped her personal cellphone bill with the cellphone bill shared with her husband (those bastards!).  The husband eventually noticed long phone calls to a certain number, called it, and BOOM!  He caught his wife without even having to go on Cheaters!  You can read about it all in this article AOL News article, which contains this quote:

“I want others to know what a big corporation has done.  I trusted Rogers with my personal information. We had a contract — an agreement that put my life right in their hands.”

And you had a freken agreement with your husband to have and to hold until the day you freken die!  He trusted you!  You were supposed to trust each other!  If he can’t trust you, then why should you trust your phone company!?  What the hell is wrong with you!?!?

Oh, yeah, the phone company is the one that is in the wrong here . . . YOU have been wronged . . . YOU are the victim . . . now, I don’t know how your marriage with your husband was – it could’ve sucked – but since nothing in the article said he beat you then I’m going to assume that you are just stupid (oh yeah, the whole suing the phone company helps me come to that conclusion as well) and are terribly bitter that you got caught.  That’s all.  Case closed.  And since I’m already assuming, I’m going to assume that since you’re from Toronto (according to this Vancouver Sun article) you are a Toronto Maple Leafs fan . . . well then . . . now the case is really closed.  That explains it all.

Bottom Line: Toronto Maple Leaf fans have no morals, and will sue at the drop of a puck.