Stephen Colbert at his best: “Sarah Palin is a f*%@ing retard”
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Oh how could I NOT put this on my blog!? And how did I allow myself to miss it when it originally aired? I’m so mad at myself . . . I feel . . . I feel . . . like such a retard!
Ahh, but of course I’m using satire. Much like Rush Limbaugh uses (Really, Sarah?? Really?).
This is a joke. She’s a joke, and sorry people, it’s not the “liberal media” painting her in such a light – this is Palin’s natural light shining brightly around her. Put the tired “liberal media” reason/excuse aside for a moment and actually take a look at her. Take a look at her eying the simplest of notes on her hand – that’s right, her hand – I didn’t even do that in grammar school (that must make make qualified to be President!!!). Listen to her “hopey changey” way of speaking and tell me she doesn’t bring all the jokes about her upon herself . . . . and as far as making fun of Obama for using a teleprompter – come on – you’re in freken politics. You write speeches. Everyone has something canned they want to deliver to the people and really, in the end, what’s so freken wrong with that? Would I ever expect Sarah Palin to arrive to a speech unprepared (hmm . . . well I guess I would)? Well, for the most part, I would hope not. If she’s going to give this big (expensive) speech for the Tea Party Convention I would certainly hope she had prepared. Often times people bring notes (of paper, not hands) with them on stage. Hey, we’re all human – it’s understood that you’re most likely not going to have every single word memorized once you’re up there . . . but if you’re going to make jokes about Obama’s use of a teleprompter, then man I’d really hope you were smart enough to NOT WRITE NOTES ON YOUR FREKEN HAND! Now how’d that work out for ya!? Don’t cha know!? You betcha! Holy freken crap if she were to become president . . . .
And as far as the whole “retard” thing goes with her defending Rush Limbaugh . . . you gotta be freken kidding me. Rush is no Stephen Colbert. There’s no “satire” there, and if you can’t see that . . . well . . . you could always write it on your hand so you freken remember. Of course she couldn’t go against Rush though, because that would be politically stupid for her, so Rush . . . go ahead and use the “R” word in any way you’d like (of course, that is, if it’s satire!).
Bottom Line: Stephen Colbert is freken hilarious. I love how he can blatantly say, “Sarah Palin is a f*%@ing retard” and have it be okay hahaha. Clearly, it’s in context and very satirical, but that’s Colbert at his best. As far as Palin goes – let me be serious for a moment – if you’re reading this and you agree with her “actual politics” on certain topics than fine – that’s great – that’s NOT what I’m talking about here. I’d like to think, however, that there are other people, other Republicans with the same politics that could represent themselves, their party, and their beliefs in a better way. In other words . . . how about a more qualified, prepared, and downright smarter candidate? Is it okay to wish for someone who appears to be smarter to represent and lead our country? Or is that too “elitist?” Haha and stop with the “elitism” bullshit, by the way – I think it’s hilarious how that get kicks around all the time. How many republicans live in gated communities and get driven around by limos? Hmmm???? I don’t fucking care, by the way, but I’m just saying . . . I’d rather have someone who knows what the hell they’re talking about, and is capable of being President, as opposed to “joe six-pack” who fucking talks and speaks like us – and fucking writes things on their hands!
That’s right . . . I’m cursing like crazy . . . I don’t give a shit . . . my blog will be done come May 1st, so I might as well just go all out. God Damn It!
Entertainment, News, TV | admin | February 14, 2010
Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
That clip was fucking retarded funny!
If you’d rather have someone qualified who knows what they’re talking about why did you Vote for Obama!?!?
zing! bam! boom! lol Joe.
I voted for Obama because after 8 years of Republican Bush . . . well you know the story . . . but even though your question may have been rhetorical, I had to respond!
You get my point . . . I said I’d “rather” have someone other than Palin, and yes – even and especially Obama – meaning I can’t imagine people actually voting for her (even though I know she has her fans) when I’m sure there are MUCH more qualified, capable, and I dunno, what else . . . better prepared candidates in the Republican Party to choose from!
Joe V. Ra 2012!!
see, there ya go! There’s a campaign I can get behind! Wooo!!!
Too bad the world’s gonna end in 2012, eh!? haha j/k
Well I’d 100% get behind that campaign if Shawn were the VP!! hahaha!
He would draw comparisons to Ted Kennedy’s legislative style of being drunk during Senate Sessions!
too soon . . . . . . lol
haha my brother-in-law’s brother posted the following on facebook 3 weeks after Ted Kennedy died: “Congratulations Ted Kennedy on 3 weeks of sobriety!”
hahahaha I was like, “WHAT THE F . . . !?” but oh my god, as “inappropriate” as many found it, it was fucking hilarious and VERY ballsy!!