This Thursday night belongs to Guidos all over – from the Hamptons over to the Jersey Shore, and of course, down to Miami?  Look, I don’t know why they did a show titled “Jersey Shore” all the way down in Miami – I guess I understand they wanted to take these “Northeastern Guidos” and sort of put them in a different party-place – I get that – and in a way, I sort of like the sociological aspect of seeing how other people from another party area with people from all walks of life react to these types of party-goers.  Sure, there are a lot of people in Miami from other places who simply go there to party – that’s what it’s about – that’s Southbeach – but it’s just not the first place I think of when I think of Guidos.  But I guess even Guidos have to go on vacation lol.

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Finally!  Let the fist-pumping commence!!

The new season of “Jersey Shore” begins tonight at 10pm Eastern/9pm Central.

Guidos rejoice!!

Please come back to Tomunfiltered.com for a full recap of the 1st episode as Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Snooki, J-Woww, and the rest of the Guidos take on Miami.

Bottom Line: GUIDOS!! WOOO!!!

1. I made a wrong turn on a through street in the city and couldn’t turn for blocks.
2. Not being able turn didn’t really matter since traffic was barely moving on the through street anyway . . . .
3. The rear window of an SUV had a dirty Rangers logo sticker on it, along with a New York Yankees logo in the colors of the Italian flag.  Okay, really!?  First of all, the idiot probably was born in Franklin Square anyway (Franklin Square, my hometown, as well as to many Guidos, is where I spotted this SUV, and it’s also “J-Woww’s” hometown from MTV’s “Jersey Shore” . . . oh I’m sooooo proud!), so stop with the damn colors on a NY sports team representing the country your grandparents came from . . . I don’t have a New York Islanders logo in Greek colors!  That would be ridiculous!
4. I’ve already heard more car horns in one day than I have heard in nearly 2 years in Kansas City.
5. Forgedduboudit . . . .
6. I had a slice of pizza for lunch.  Yum!
7. Nearly everyone on the streets during lunch hour had either a box of pizza, or just a small bag of pizza . . . yum!
8. I couldn’t turn right on red, but I was oh so tempted to . . . .
9. It took me 50 minutes t0 complete a 20 minute drive . . . awesome.
10. On the other hand, I got to use the diamond/HOV lane today and was waving traffic goodbye as I turned a 40 minute drive into an 18 minute one!  Wooo!
11. Every radio station finds a way to bring up the New York Yankees.  Ugh.
12. Dirty Rangers.

Ladies and gentlemen of the press, the President of the United States of America, Mr. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.

“Thank you, thank you.  I’m very proud to be speaking in this situation.  During this situation, The Situation would like to talk about the situation in the Middle East.  With every freken passing day, the situation over there turns into an even stickier situation, but don’t worry, ’cause The Situations got it under control.  I spend most of my days in the situation room here in The White House talking over foreign policy with Snooki and J-Woww, my two trusted secretaries of things over-seas.  Will we ever stop trying to find ways to fix the situation over there?  Fuhgeddaboudit . . . of course we won’t, unless there’s a club that we need to go to.  Maybe then we’ll take a break . . .   Yes sir, you, over there, pumping your fist.”

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