One week has passed since last Thursday’s much anticipated premiere of the 2nd season of MTV’s “Jersey Shore.”  Clearly, I was excited and couldn’t help but join in on the “Guido extravaganza” - but just like I yo-yo with my own excitement and involvement with this blog (apparently so do my “readers” based on the latest roller coaster ride in hits) I also yo-yo with “Jersey Shore.”

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This Thursday night belongs to Guidos all over – from the Hamptons over to the Jersey Shore, and of course, down to Miami?  Look, I don’t know why they did a show titled “Jersey Shore” all the way down in Miami – I guess I understand they wanted to take these “Northeastern Guidos” and sort of put them in a different party-place – I get that – and in a way, I sort of like the sociological aspect of seeing how other people from another party area with people from all walks of life react to these types of party-goers.  Sure, there are a lot of people in Miami from other places who simply go there to party – that’s what it’s about – that’s Southbeach – but it’s just not the first place I think of when I think of Guidos.  But I guess even Guidos have to go on vacation lol.

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Finally!  Let the fist-pumping commence!!

The new season of “Jersey Shore” begins tonight at 10pm Eastern/9pm Central.

Guidos rejoice!!

Please come back to Tomunfiltered.com for a full recap of the 1st episode as Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Snooki, J-Woww, and the rest of the Guidos take on Miami.

Bottom Line: GUIDOS!! WOOO!!!

In preparation for the upcoming season 2 of MTV’s hit show, “Jersey Shore,” I will teach the uneducated people out there about how to live like a Guido.

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I could go many places with this – 1) I could easily joke about and wonder how the hell this guy is even able write a book (a not-so-smart joke here and there), but I’m not that cruel (besides, honestly, I don’t think he’s actually that DUMB – hence the fact that the guy IS raking in the dough)  . . . I could 2) talk about how ridiculous it is that there are probably so many more worthwhile actual writers out there that are struggling, and all of a sudden some douche with ripped abs gets on MTV and BOOM – he’s got a book deal . . . but isn’t that America, ladies and gentlemen?  Isn’t that how it seems to just keep happening?  It seems the only goal for young people anymore is to be annoying enough, ripped enough, drunk enough, stupid enough, or anything ENOUGH just to be on TV – once there, anything can happen – like, for instance, writing a book on how to get ripped abs and do your freken laundry (unfrekenbelievable lol).

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I mean really – “Reality TV” has become something so out of this world – something so out of control – that I don’t even know how to refer to the idiots that “star” in them (I guess “idiots” it is!!).

In this New York Daily News article, Alexis Neiers is described as a “reality show starlet.”  Really?  Besides the horrible show that airs on Sunday nights on E!, how else would anybody know of this girl?  Who was she before the show, and who the hell is she now?  Oh yeah, that’s right – she’s a thief! Ha!

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1. I made a wrong turn on a through street in the city and couldn’t turn for blocks.
2. Not being able turn didn’t really matter since traffic was barely moving on the through street anyway . . . .
3. The rear window of an SUV had a dirty Rangers logo sticker on it, along with a New York Yankees logo in the colors of the Italian flag.  Okay, really!?  First of all, the idiot probably was born in Franklin Square anyway (Franklin Square, my hometown, as well as to many Guidos, is where I spotted this SUV, and it’s also “J-Woww’s” hometown from MTV’s “Jersey Shore” . . . oh I’m sooooo proud!), so stop with the damn colors on a NY sports team representing the country your grandparents came from . . . I don’t have a New York Islanders logo in Greek colors!  That would be ridiculous!
4. I’ve already heard more car horns in one day than I have heard in nearly 2 years in Kansas City.
5. Forgedduboudit . . . .
6. I had a slice of pizza for lunch.  Yum!
7. Nearly everyone on the streets during lunch hour had either a box of pizza, or just a small bag of pizza . . . yum!
8. I couldn’t turn right on red, but I was oh so tempted to . . . .
9. It took me 50 minutes t0 complete a 20 minute drive . . . awesome.
10. On the other hand, I got to use the diamond/HOV lane today and was waving traffic goodbye as I turned a 40 minute drive into an 18 minute one!  Wooo!
11. Every radio station finds a way to bring up the New York Yankees.  Ugh.
12. Dirty Rangers.

In this Daily News article Heidi Montag (fake celebrity from MTV’s “The Hills”) speaks about how her mother looked at her as a “circus freak” after her plastic surgery.  I think Heidi owes circus freaks everywhere an apology.  How dare she lump them in the same sad circle she runs in.  Heidi’s a mess, and I think she’s headed for a long downward spiral (even more than she’s in now).  The girl is only 23, and she’s already the biggest joke in Hollywood (No Lindsay, you’re not a joke, you’re just . . . sadly over the hill at only 24, but you’re best saved for a different post).

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I’ve been warning the rest of America for over a decade now that sooner or later Guidos will spread, grow, and try to take over the land.  Thanks to “Jersey Shore” it’s happening as we speak!  (if you spill Vodka on them, they multiply!!)

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To quote Ronnie, “one shot!  one shot! one shot bro!”  – Nope, he wasn’t talking about a jager-bomb – he was talking about how it took one hit to knock a kid out!  Boom!  Ronnie got into another fight and lays a brother out!  This is how it’s done at the Jersey Shore!  Woooo!! hahahaha (oh my god what is happening to me, it’s like I’m conforming to their actions and actually finding them appropriate – too much exposure to the fake tans! Ahhhh!!

To quote Snooki – well, perhaps paraphrase, since I sometimes have no idea what the hell anyone is talking about, “I f*cking save animals.  It’s what I do!  I do goats, horses, cows . . . .”  What!?!  What!?!  Okay “Snickers.”  Little thing is crazy!  Yet oddly funny.

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